SkyMall ist ein Verkaufskatalog der von einigen amerikanischen Airlines  (AmericanAirlines, Amerikan Eagle, AmericanConnection) dem Fluggast (verab)gereicht wird. Offenbar gehen die Airlines von eingeschränkter Gehirntätigkeit in bestimmten Flughöhen aus, evtl. wird auch absichtlich die Sauerstoffzufuhr zur Fluggastkabine etwas gedrosselt um die Verkäufe anzukurbeln. Hier sind unsere TOP 5 produkte aus dem aktuellen SkyMall katalog – incl. Orginalfoto und Orginaltext:

Platz 5: Die Kopfschmerzbinde für nur 49,95

Originalverkaufstext: “ Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications. A study published by the Archives of Family Medicine proved that the head wrap alleviated migraine and tension headaches in 87% of patients. The unit straps comfortably to your head and provides a soothing, consistent pressure that gently compresses blood vessels to help relieve migraines. It comes with three reusable gel packs that can be heated or frozen and inserted into the headband to provide relief from throbbing pain. Heat therapy relaxes tense muscles and the cold treatment cools and constricts blood vessels, helping to alleviate tension headaches. The headband is insulated to retain heat and cold and its adjustable strap and Velcro strap keep it in place. One size fits all.“

Platz 4: Die 15 Punkte Stress Massage Kappe fuer den Herrn – garantiert japanische Technologie in italienischesmDesign

Text aus dem Skymall Katalog: „Spa Massager, enter a state of euphoria. This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe your problems away. It’s like thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp. Simply place our Head Spa Massager on your head and feel the tension miraculously leave your body. Uses Internal rechargeable battery and A/C adapter (included).“

Platz 3 Das Katzenklo Training Set – den Katzen müssen richtig kacken können

Originaltext:  „The best way to deal with the unpleasant task of cleaning out the litter box is to do away with it for good. With the Litter Kwitter 3-Step Cat Toilet Training System, you can teach your cat to use any human toilet in eight weeks or less. The age or weight of your cat doesn’t matter and it works in multiple cat households too. This award-winning product has proved itself effective for years, and has been recommended by vets. Enjoy a cleaner home and say good-bye to the litter box forever.
Includes step-by-step training DVD.“

Platz 2: Die Sich-Nicht-Buecken-Muessen-Schaufel

„Doubles your lifting strength LeanLever: an aluminum alloy tool that doubles lifting power while reducing the stress and strain on your body. Use it for gardening, shrub removal, demolition, shoveling snow, soil, or rocks. It attaches to your hand tools and enables your legs and hips to lift instead of your lower back muscles. Includes an 8′ durable polypropylene strap. The device prevents tipping during lifting, and swivels for dumping.“

PLATZ 1: DIE AUFBLASBARE SCHLAFKRAWATTE ! (für nur 19,95)

The Pillow Tie Boring meetings, hour-long conference calls–might as well make yourself comfy. Looks and ties like traditional neckwear but inflates with a few puffs, then it’s sweet dreams for the wearer. Stain-resistant microfiber/silk with removable vinyl tube.

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